Who remembers his?

The Candy With The Little Hole

 You remember Lifesavers, I'm sure. When they first came on the market, teachers even used them

in school and first-grade children began to identify the flavors by their color:

 Red....................Cherry
 Yellow................Lemon
 Green..................Lime
 Orange ..............Orange

 Finally, in one school, the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.  None
 of the children could identify the taste.

 The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue.  It's what your
 mother may sometimes call your father."

 One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
 yelled, "Oh my God!  They're ass-holes!"

 The teacher had to leave the room.